starcrossedlovers.

“big dick energy” and “men get pegged” are things that can only be enjoyed for a very brief time before they reach like, mainstream twitter where straight people start using them incorrectly to be unironically horny about the most mediocre men on earth

awstensrighteye:

Fun Fact: The song pink is about going to the mall (source- travis)

it’s about LESBIANS going to the mall (source: me and the gays)

vampzz:

orbitxh:

teenagerposts:

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”
9 year old me:

moonmccoy:

I wanna know what it’d be like to find perfection in my pride, to see nothing in the light.